First, write down the names of 12 characters of your choice. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Otherwise where would the fun be?

1. Jedi Exile
2. Albert Wesker
3. Claire Redfield
4. Piers
5. Jill Valentine
6. Chris Redfield
7. Atton Rand (or Jaq)
8. Billy Coen
9. Rebecca Chambers
10. Steve Burnside
11. Sheva Alomar
12. Leon Kennedy


Have you ever read a six (Chris)/Eleven (Sheva) fic? Do you want to?
Oh yeah! Totally! Been writing several with and there's tons on livejournal and fanfiction.net. Thank god! Maybe it'll be real pairing after all.

Do you think 4 (Piers) is hot? How hot?
Yeah, definitely. Fangirl-slaying hot. When I first played Golden Sun: The Lost Age, I thought he was a girl with a deep voice, haha. The long blue hair fooled me and I thought Alex was a girl. He's one of my fav male characters, next to Felix and then Alex.

What would happen if Twelve (Leon) got Eight (Billy) pregnant?
Wait... What?! Noooooo! Oh god! Can you imagine their kids? Well, if they could... Then Hell would freeze over and a explosion shall blow up the next living thing next to me... *looks over to brother* Yeah... I'll keep an eye on him.

Can you read any fic(s) about Nine (Rebecca)?
Yep, yep, just by herself and with Billy. Whoo, Billy x Becca.

Would Two (Wesker) and Six (Chris) be a good couple?
That's way too much to imagine! All those Wesker x Chris fangirls... Nah, they hate each so much, their relationship would go soooo well. And they're not gay! Eternal enemies or hatred suit the two.

Five (Jill)/Nine (Rebecca) or Five (Jill)/Ten (Steve).
... Yuri? Uh, strangely I've seen some Jill/Rebecca but never Jill/Steve, a couple that never met. Who would come up with that idea?

What would happen if Seven (Atton) walked in on Two (Wesker) and Twelve (Leon) in bed together?
... (Haha, how could you Leon?! I thought we had something!)
Atton: My eyes! It burns! :sprint* (He much rather have someone walk in on him when he's bed with the Exile.)
Leon and Wesker: Hey! Close the door on the way out!
....Why all the yaoi?

Make up a summary for a Three (Claire)/Ten (Steve) fic.
Ah, some Steve x Claire. Finally!

Hmm... Even in such a short period of time and in a situation like this, Steve Burnside begins to infaturated with Claire Redfield. But big brother, Chris wouldn't allow it. So Steve and Claire date in secret, making Leon jealous. Ha!

Is there any such thing as One (Exile)/Eight (Billy) fluff?
Different characters from different times and universes. "Love Across the Stars" No, I'm interested to see something like that. I mean, Billy Coen, a convict for killing 23 people with the Exile, that lost the Force, able to influence those around her. They sound perfect for each other. Besides, Billy's a bit like Atton.

Suggest a title for a Seven (Atton)/Twelve (Leon) hurt/comfort fic.
...Why?! "Takes one to bring the pain and the other to scream his name in drunken Dreams" Drugs and sex! Oh god! D=

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Piers) to deflower One (Exile)?
Uh, I think Piers is too much of a good guy, but the Exile, on the other hand, would deflower him! Let's see... stun cuffs, force cage, I'm gonna get you drunk! Blame those years from the Jedi Order.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Atton) slash?
Uh... I think so, I don't know. I read some Atton x Mical, Atton x Carth, Atton x Bao Dur, or was I imagining all of this at the time? One of my scrapped writing, a three way Atton/Exile/Mical, never saw the light of day afterwards.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Claire) slash?
I think all the slash fans that I know are more interested in male/male. I could be wrong though.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Sheva)?
Yep, yep, because most of us like Sheva. She's probably one of the coolest characters and more realistic than some.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two (Wesker)/Four (Piers)/Five (Jill)?
I have no idea. But heck, I'd read that just to see how someone would make it work. Could that even work? Wesker/Piers/Jill...

What might Ten (Steve) scream at a moment of great passion?
Oh, too easy. "Claire, your knight in shining armor is here!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Billy), which song would you choose?
Uh... "I'm bringing sexy back"? Hehe.

If you wrote a One (Exile)/Six (Chris)/Twelve (Leon) fic, what would the warnings be?
Uh... pretty mature because it'll probably be too extreme for anyone... Exile has a thing for lightsabers and doesn't mind sharing Chris... Leon and Chris have the same interests... They ditch her and... Okay! Too much for me! Thinking about it would get pretty funky.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Albert) to use on Ten (Steve)?
... Well, if Steve wasn't dead... Something like this: "You seem to be an excellent specimen. Now be a good boy and hold still. Hope you don't mind if I experiment on you." *smirk*

When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Jill)?
Don't really read about her... Read Chris x Jill... a couple weeks ago... I regret it.

What is Six's (Chris) super-secret kink?
Um... Partners! No... um, when it comes to a certain someone, it's all about the butt and chest! But he loves it when she dresses up for him and doesn't try to kill him. Heck, how should I know? "Jill, Jill, Jill, you're like a broken record, you know that?" If Chris kept saying, "Sex, sex, sex" to Sheva, then it'll be easier to know, wouldn't it?

Would Eleven (Sheva) get in bed with Nine (Rebecca)? Drunk or sober?
...Haha! Rebecca and Sheva couldn't hold their drink and get drunk after the first sip, wake up in the same bed, wondering how they got there in the first place and where their boyfriends are.

If Three (Claire) and Seven (Atton) get together, who tops?
Uh... the Jaq inside Atton likes it rough and hard, bring on the chains and call him a bad boy, he'll like Claire go on top...
...I feel dirty now. And the Exile would kill him.

Fill in the numbers of this sentence with the names:
"1. (Exile) and 9. (Rebecca) are in a happy relationship until 9. (Rebecca) suddenly runs off with 4. (Piers). 1. (Exile), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11. (Sheva) and a brief unhappy affair with 12. (Leon), then follows the wise advice of 5. (Jill) and finds true love with 3. (Claire)."

Uh... Do not ask! I didn't even look at the questions and I felt like my head went on a road trip... But the Exile is a woman, not a dude!

What title would you give this fic?
"Finding love in all the wrong, er, right places!"


Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Anyone that would read it if they're high or just bored to read that. Or simply curious!

Name one person who should write it.
...Eh, I have no idea. Maybe some role play just for the kicks.

How would you feel if Seven (Atton)/ Eight (Billy) was canon?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh god, that would be hilarious. I would not be able to stop laughing. What an odd couple. But wouldn't that be hot? They both like to kill and look sexy while doing it.

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SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE :
1.Chris x Sheva(Resident Evil)
2.Atton x Exile(KotOR 2)
3.Mandalore or Canderous Ordo x Exile (KotOR 2)
4.Wesker x Jill (Resident Evil)
5.Steve x Claire (Resident Evil)
6.Commander Rex x Ahsoka Tano(The Clone Wars)
(There's alot of couples I like! So hard to choose! DX)
THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. Mical x Exile (KotOR 2)
8. Piers x Mia (Golden Sun)
9. Jace x Clary (Mortal Instruments trilogy)
(Well, there's alot of those.)

THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. Wesker x Chris
11. Chris x Jill
12. Edward x Bella (Twilight) Ran out of couples!
(Even more.)

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13. Wesker x Sheva
14. Atton x Mical
(And so on.)

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much? [Chris x Jill]
Personally, I don't want to say too much on that really. I just don't see them any closer than partners that's all. Also, I really really dislike Jill, but I totally love to make video parodies of those two! Really, I don't see chemistry between those two. And Chris sounds really dumb with the "Jill, Jill, Jill. Where's Jill? Dammit, tell me where Jill is!" the whole frickin' time! Besides, those two aren't sexy together. Jill made Sheva sad. No offense to people that like Jill.

2. Who do you know that ships #13? [Wesker x Sheva]
Not sure, I know I'd support it! Wonder if there's anyone out there that likes the couple... Heh, Wesker tried to kill Chris because he has a hot partner and tried to pull her down with him so he could marry her over a volcano. But wonder about when Wesker tried to strangle Sheva... Uh, he thought that Sheva was with Chris and that his way of saying, "I like you." But Chris would get angry but Wesker would've killed him already. And every fangirl would be very disappointed.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3? [Mandalore x Exile]
Oh, that's easy! After all the events of KotOR 2 occured and everyone is relaxing at the cantina, Mandalore finally goes up to Exile, he always hated her because she's a Jedi and acts like she's untouchable, but always admired her for the looks and skills in battle. He likes strong women and not those that waste their time on beauty supplies.

Mandalore: Not bad back there, Jedi. So I'm wondering... Would you want to revive the Ordo clan with me and become my wife on Dxun?
Exile: Haha, really? Maybe I'll accept when you actually use my name.
Mandalore: What's your name then?
Exile: Tsk tsk, not going to tell you. If you can beat me right now, fair and square, I'll tell you and marry you.
*ten minutes later, Mandalore down*
Exile: Hehe, not bad. I took down Mandalore, maybe I should be leader now. *helps him up* *whispers into his ear her name*
Mandalore: *takes off his helmet and kisses her* *releases her and slips the helmet on her head* Don't tease me. I think you cheated.
Exile: *lifting the helmet a little* Don't complain. Just because you're the leader of the Mandalorians, doesn't mean you're my leader. I'm still the boss and can kick your ass anyday.
Marriage! Don't think there's anyone that supports this pair. Sorry, Atton, Mical, Bao Dur.

4. What is your favorite moment for #1? [Chris x Sheva]
Where do I begin, hmm well if I can only pick one I'd have to say when Chris epically lunges for Sheva in the plane risking getting sucked out to save her from falling, saving her life. Hehe, they can't keep their hands off each other. Yes, and I think Chris was checking Sheva out!

5. How long have you been following couple #6? [Rex x Ahsoka]
Ever since I saw the movie and the episodes and this chick right here being as awesome as she is, inspired some, hehe, thoughts. That would make me want to say, "Oh baby! Keep 'em coming! They're about to get their sexy on!" But alas, age difference, like Rex looks older but he's actually younger than Ahsoka who is 14.

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring? [Piers x Mia]
Well, I first thought they look great together because they're both Mercury Adepts. But in the game, Piers only said Mia's name twice in two dialogs. And they worked together to heal Jenna's, Issac's, Felix's folks, that's it. They look cute though, but I don't see anything going on. Piers x Jenna and Issac x Mia ftw.

7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4? [Atton x Exile vs. Wesker x Jill]
Not fair XD, I like them both for various reasons so I couldn't possibly choose between them. Uh, I may not like Jill but she looks great with Wesker. Ummm... I have to choose Wesker x Jill, if you saw how those two fought together. But as caring as friendship or slight intimacy as Mira would put it, Atton x Exile, though not a solid relationship, it was my first ship.

8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Wesker x Chris or Edward x Bella.... Uh, so hard to choose. Well, Wesker and Chris aren't even together in the first place, haha. RE Yaoi fan girls shipped them together into a cracked couple, and Wesker's dead anyway. Edward x Bella for sure, god, reading and watching Twilight was awful! What the Hell was I thinking when I read that piece of--! I much rather prefer if Bella got eaten by Edward and Edward dies from a sparkle overload by standing in the sun for too long. (since vamps in that world just sparkle instead of turning to ash) That should be the end of the series, once and for all!

9. What interests you about #14? [Atton x Mical]
Atton is teh man and Mical is teh woman! XD Just kidding, um, they're both guys, and no, I'm not into yaoi or slash. But their relationship is humorous, especially when it comes to fighting over and getting attention by the lovely Exile. But maybe it's thinking too much, someday, they'll realize how dumb it is doing that and get along with their differences. Since Exile has eyes for Mandalore only, jk.
Atton: I had it! Screw the Exile! She only cares about that tin can, nobody but herself!
Mical: What does she even see in him anyway?
Atton: Don't know. But I don't care anymore, not going to fight for her!
Mical: *hugs him* I'm sad.
Atton: Don't worry, kid. It's normal to get dumped by a woman. So... wanna do it? I'm better than any woman you'll ever meet.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'm so sorry! Oh god!

10. When did you stop liking #7? [Mical x Exile]
It's just a sweet romance, admiration. Mical admires her because she's his Master, not much love, but I like it somehow. But in this case, I don't like the Exile. Mical can do so much better and get a better girl. And I know just that woman. *pushes Mical into Mira* Yes, you know you want her! XD

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series? [Jace x Clary]
Oh no, I love the Mortal Instruments series, it's a long read and pretty interesting. Try reading it. But you see, um, those two are brother and sister. Yep, you hear me. Same mother, same father, seperated at birth, and they kissed. Several times, lost my hope of that happening! (Like Luke and Leia did) I'd thought they'll be a couple, but nah, I'm glad they stopped before things got too funky.

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5? [Steve x Claire]
Uh, no idea. Um, Right Round by Flo Rida and Nothing Else I can say by Lady Gaga: [link]

13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
Chris x Sheva Everything else is a tie, but I love them all.

14. Which do you dislike the most?
There's Chris x Jill. Even Wesker x Chris doesn't bother me much! And when it comes to fangirls, the insane ones, Bella wants more sex after she got bruised, beaten up by Edward and Edward is a pedophile, honestly! <-- Edward x Bella wins the gold. But Chris x Jill No, no, no.

15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Chris x Sheva and Wesker x Jill. That would make a interesting date.
Or Mandalore x Exile and Chris x Sheva. Mandalore and Chris can talk about weight plans or something.
Atton x Exile and Chris x Sheva. Atton and Exile are pervs, admit it! Atton would be staring a little too closely at Sheva and Exile would wonder why her man can't look like Chris. Lovely.

16. Have #2 [Atton x Exile] kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
No... T_T They never did... as much as I want them too... They should have or just a peck on the cheek! But the game, argh! Left so many possibilities for many endings and romances for the fans.

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely? [Wesker x Jill]
Well... yes and no, really. Okay, Jill jumped out of the window, holding on to Wesker into this deep abyss, they both survived. A couple years later, meaning they must've had sexy times then, Jill's blond and under his control. Jill's saved by Chris and Sheva and Wesker died in a volcano. Uh, my idea of a happy ending is that Wesker is still alive and kidnaps Jill again. Or kidnaps Sheva, whatever comes first.

18. What would make you start shipping #14? [Atton x Mical]
Uh... I read a couple fanfics, played the game, came up with the idea and I laughed so hard! It's better than Atton x Carth, yes, Atton is more the manly type. I don't want them to be together like that, just friends, best budds. Make an alliance and help the Exile make her decision. Who ever the Exile chooses, the other one must support it and give up. (watches too much anime) But if that doesn't work there's always the cargo hold. Just kidding!

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6? [Atton x Exile or Rex x Ahsoka]
In some way, I think Atton x Exile did happen if you played your cards right, so I shouldn't worry. Rex x Ahsoka, definity want it to happen! Please! XD

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them? [Wesker x Chris]

Thier fate is already sealed. Chris gets to live and Wesker died. I missed Wesker! But even if he did lived, Wesker x Chris would never, ever happen. They had a long history together, eternal hatred. As if they could get together if they got hot girlfriends with them.

I swear I don't like yaoi but this was so much fun to do, I can't resist!